Entertainment Top 3

Welcome to the Entertainment Top 3… poliARC's take on our three favorite bits of celebrity news of the day! JUST TO BE CLEAR… this may not be on other celeb blogs top list! But it's the ones that we like (and in some cases feel we can poke the most fun at!!!)
-Enjoy!!!

In Descending Order:

3) e!Oniline reports that Zac Hanson, one third of the brotherly singing group of the 90's HANSON, welcomed a new addition into his family on Wednesday with the birth of his second child. The Hanson drummer and his wife Kate welcomed daughter Junia Rosa Ruth, who arrived at 8 lbs., 7 oz. The brand new holiday baby joins a brother, Shepard, and a slew of cousins from the other members of the Hanson group.
*As happy as we are for the Zac, you gotta feel a little worried about the social life this little girl's gonna face come her teenaged years. Bad enough she's always gonna have to be associated with a clan who's claim to fame is singing "MMM-BOP" but, dammit! Now she's also gonna have to share her hair products with her old man! Ahh… to be a fly on the wall when that kid becomes a teenager! I see rehab in someone's future!!!*

2) JERSEY SHORE star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was indicted Thursday on one count of third degree assault for decking a guy during the taping of the JERSEY SHORE in Seaside after the punched victim reportedly chased the reality star and the camera crew down several blocks, People reports. Magro isn't apologetic at all: "I really don't feel bad for the altercations that I did get into in Seaside because I'm really not a person who likes to fight," "He was just being a drunk jerk, saw the camera…I think he chased us down like two blocks or something like that. At that point, you're like, 'What am I gonna do?'"
*Can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with the Jersey Shore muscle head! As an East Coaster NOT from Jersey (not that there's anything wrong with that…just sayin…), sometimes when people are being annoying pricks, a dude's gotta do what a dudes gotta do! That's why I think me and a couple of dudes should go down and collectively punch MTV in the head for forcing a THIRD season of the JERSEY SHORE on air!!!! (P.S…. Did you guys see the episode of SOUTH PARK "It's a Jersey Thing"??? Talk about HILARIOUS!!!!!)*

AND THE #1 TOP PICK….

1) The Associated Press released their top 10 sports stories of the year and at the top of the list… DA-DA-DA-DAAAAHH! Tiger Woods ongoing rise back from his infidelity scandal! The trial and tribulations over the last 2 years of arguably the greatest golfer in history topped AP's list of Sports notables beating out other worthy stories which included: The Saints winning the Superbowl ; The free agent frenzy over LaBron James; and the first World Series win of the Giants since their move to San Francisco in 1958.
*YES!!! FINALLY Tiger's back on top!!! As one brother to another its great to see him in first place again! K… GRANTED it's for probably the most embarrassing time of his life which MILLIONS of dudes people around the world go through in total privacy (c'mon… it's not right but he's not the first dude to cheat), and sure! It's negatively affected his game… AND it's cost him his family… Uhh… well…. at least you're on top of something again…*

In any event Tiger… you still the man. Albeit at a sport that bores me to tears and honestly pisses me off when I got a beer in hand looking for a Sunday football game. BUT being that you ARE still the man and I support any brotha sticking it to the white man in his own sport (hehe… that's just for me) you have earned todays Entertainment Top 3!!!