Monday: Stock market is down on worries about Europe.
Tuesday: Stock market soars on optimism about Europe.
Wednesday: Stock market calm waiting for news from Europe.
Thursday: Fears about Greece / Italy / Wherever (in Europe or the general geographic area) push down stock market.
Friday: Stock market ends on a rally on good news from _____.
Weekend Edition: ____ from ____ bank is indicted for fraud. Investors lose everything. ____ will return to work on Monday to do it all over again, but he remains optimistic that his own bank accounts will remain quite healthy for generations to come.
Next week: repeat. But the stocks you own are never the ones that seem to soar from this ridiculous cycle. A weekly market cycle where things like “fear” and “optimism” are the prime determining factors of the “intrinsic value” of every publicly traded company – and fraud and cheating investors are rewarded with millions and millions of dollars.
